I had a healthy Monday besides the fact I did not get to bed at a decent hour. Why didn’t I get to bed at a reasonable time?
The bloke is to blame!!!
I need to let my son know he is not going to be a gymnast. He is already too big by gymnast standards. Most male gymnast are less than 5’6 tall and 5’9 is considered a gym giant. The average weight of a gymnast is most likely around 5lb and “Mini Terry Tate” has already eclipsed that mark.
Here is the morning conversation I had with the wife while I sipped my double red eye dark roast (coffee with two espresso shots)!
WIFE [08:40]: morning
The bloke is to blame!!!
I need to let my son know he is not going to be a gymnast. He is already too big by gymnast standards. Most male gymnast are less than 5’6 tall and 5’9 is considered a gym giant. The average weight of a gymnast is most likely around 5lb and “Mini Terry Tate” has already eclipsed that mark.
Here is the morning conversation I had with the wife while I sipped my double red eye dark roast (coffee with two espresso shots)!
WIFE [08:40]: morning
ME [08:40]: good morning
WIFE [08:41]: how did it go last night?
ME [08:41]: hahahaha
ME [08:42]: first off, your bloke thinks he is a gymnast
WIFE [08:42]: why
ME [08:42]: he spent the hour between 12am and 1am just jumping over my back
WIFE [08:42]: oh lawd
ME [08:42]: while I laid on the floor
WIFE [08:42]: what happened?
ME [08:42]: he did it 150 times
WIFE [08:42]: did what?
ME [08:42]: I was laying on the floor
ME [08:42]: he was laying next to me
ME [08:43]: all of a sudden
WIFE [08:43]: jesus christ i got that
ME [08:43]: he got up
ME [08:43]: and started diving over my back
ME [08:43]: again and again and again
WIFE [08:43]: smh
WIFE [08:50]: what time he sleep?
ME [08:55]: 130 ish
1 comment:
i dont know who to blame for the last night partying. You or the bloke.Either way he looks tired this morning. Good JOB DADDY!
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