Blue Moose is being placed on performance related probation. Many children grow attached to a certain “blankey”. My son’s “blankey” is actually a blue beanie baby moose given to him by his Grandma Misko.
For over a year Blue Moose has faithfully comforted the young bloke. However the moose may soon be sent packing.
The last few weeks have been besieged by restless nights. My wife has left bed to tend to my son far more often than normal. Typically the young bloke can be soothed by a properly heated bottle of organic grade A milk and his Blue Moose. This technique has not worked of late. These 2am tirades have impacted the entire Carmina clan. A sleepless Momma bear is detrimental to us all.
So I got to wondering…. What happened to Blue Moose? Has he been on vacation? …Blue Moose has lost his touch! Blue Moose no longer possesses the power of pacification. The magic is gone!
What went wrong? Maybe Blue Moose was soaked with milk one too many times. Maybe his stints in the washing machine laundered his sway away. Whatever the reason Blue Moose has been put on notice!! Either Blue Moose starts getting results or he will be replaced!
For over a year Blue Moose has faithfully comforted the young bloke. However the moose may soon be sent packing.
The last few weeks have been besieged by restless nights. My wife has left bed to tend to my son far more often than normal. Typically the young bloke can be soothed by a properly heated bottle of organic grade A milk and his Blue Moose. This technique has not worked of late. These 2am tirades have impacted the entire Carmina clan. A sleepless Momma bear is detrimental to us all.
So I got to wondering…. What happened to Blue Moose? Has he been on vacation? …Blue Moose has lost his touch! Blue Moose no longer possesses the power of pacification. The magic is gone!
What went wrong? Maybe Blue Moose was soaked with milk one too many times. Maybe his stints in the washing machine laundered his sway away. Whatever the reason Blue Moose has been put on notice!! Either Blue Moose starts getting results or he will be replaced!
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