Staying cool in the pool

While Dad’s away the bloke will play. The bloke enjoyed the 90+ degree day in the pool with his Mohawk clad uncle. TOTALLY DUDE!!!!!

1..2....3.....CHEEEEEEEEESE

I'm not a huge MAC fan but apparently the bloke is. His normal Clubber Lang way of playing with everything is put on hold when he is using my MacBook. In contrast he has removed several buttons from my Viao laptop and uses the wireless desktop keyboard as a cricket bat. For the record using a laptop without a backspace button is not hot!
The bloke gets his vanity from his momma. She could be in solitary confinement and as long as she had makeup and a camera she would be totally content. My theory is the PHOTOBOOTH feature of the MacBook is why the bloke cherishes it so.

SCARY MOVIE NIGHT!!!!

Heed movie ratings! You would think a 17 month old wouldn’t know a scary movie from an episode of Oprah but this is not the case. I always shook my head at people allowing children to be present during violent or sexually based movies. I thought a physiological thriller would go right over my bloke’s head but his reaction to the first scene he saw caused us to pause the movie until we could get the bloke in the crib with a stomach full of milk. The bloke slept and we finished the thriller. He will have to wait another 16 years to see his next Rated R movie.

POTBELLY SWAG!!!

The bloke gets his potbelly honestly. It is a combination of genetics and the fact that his mom wouldn’t have it any other way. Who wants a skin and bones son when you can have the 17-month old version of an NFL linebacker?
Bear is a 95% organic baby; organic enough to meet all state standards besides California, so we cant blame the crap they put in non-organic food.

PS- I have known the WIFE to rub Noah down in oil after a bath; she said it was FLAX-SEED Oil (google: Barry bonds flaxseed oil)

ITs a JUNGLE OUT THERE!

I know most kids enjoy the outdoors but young Noah Bear takes it to the next level. From eating dirt to walking the dog Noah wants nothing more than to be outdoors. Today was Noah first pool day of the season and unfortunately I wasn’t around to snap photos. I was able to snap the snot nose gem above before going to work.
BTW- The sun is a great sleep-aid

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"I do not believe that the accident of birth makes people sisters and brothers. It makes them siblings. Gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood are conditions people have to work at. It's a serious matter. You compromise, you give, you take, you stand firm, and you're relentless...And it is an investment. Sisterhood means if you happen to be in Burma and I happen to be in San Diego and I'm married to someone who is very jealous and you're married to somebody who is very possessive, if you call me in the middle of the night, I have to come.” ~ Maya Angelou

Hell Hath No Fury!

Has Hillary arrived at the point where she is harming future female candidates? I always figured as a shrewd politician she understood the reality of her uphill battle and felt she was skilled enough to alter it. Now I am of the opinion that she just does not live in reality. I think she needs to evaluate the change in attitude of the common male democrat that may have supported her at one point. I talked to male Hillary supporters that seem to be quite disturbed by her failure to accept defeat. Not surprisingly I hear more and more unfavorable analogies liking Hillary to a “typical woman”.
She should be more concerned of who she represents as one of the first female candidates to be a serious contender for the Whitehouse. She is not only losing the support of people who voted for her, she is also altering the opinion of people who at some point respected her as a candidate. Mason Cooley once said “Losing gracefully is commended but never chosen.”, I think Hillary is past the point of commending.